Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Why Brits think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?

Kali ni entri aku tulis england plak..

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in
Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...

25 comments:

Masy said...

lorrr.. misunderstood omputeh hiks

Lan Rambai said...

chitt.. bodo punya brits hahaha

13may said...

hok alorrrrr.....

wan said...

*grin* good one lorrr..

lindosh said...

ape lorr..!! ituk brits ngeh ngeh

ILA said...

hmmmm..."mengong" lorrrr~~~

PayaKubor said...

huk aloh, aku ingat sebab kita waris british law. Rupanya pelat punya pasal leyyy

ad3ck said...

lorr. chie sai-yo nye pasal rupenye. ;p.

Sastri said...

LOL... itulah akibatnya jika pelat tu takleh ilang...

skidg8 said...

hihi..maafkan pegawai immigresen itu...hihi

debikdebuk said...

hahahahaha.... apa lorr...

Noushy Syah said...

Muahahhaha...uiksss, bukan omputih aje yg misunderstood ahakss, noushy pun bole misunderstood ahaksss!!! Sama aje bunyi vocals..hiksss

zackyah fimiyun said...

kalau melayu sebut laaaa... (??)

Aku Bukan Bidadari said...

hehehe

blackpurple said...

Officer tu kena belajar Manglish dulu... ha ha ha...

goboklama said...

ok lorrr..

achik said...

bodo lorrr... :D

tedungS said...

masy
hehe..

lan
diorang pun bodo gak

13
ek elorr

wan
kina lorr

lind
brit tk paham accent cina lorr

ila
ye lorr

tedungS said...

paya
hehe, kena ajar pelat brits ni

ad3k
chie sai-yo tu mende bro
sas
ke mana pun tkleh hilang nye

skid8
tu la, aku pun sian kat dia

debik
bagi makan lorrngan baru hilang kot

ns
ha, ni pun nk kena blajar lorr kot hehe

zack
ya betul la

aku
hihi

tedungS said...

bp
btol gak tu

gobok
ok jorr

achik
mmg budus tu

akirasuri said...

ha ha ha.
stupid lorr??

Mr PenyuBiru said...

haha..sib baik chinese tu cakap study lorr.... kalu dia cakap study ma.. ape pulak yg dipahamnya yer..

tedungS said...

akira
hehe...lorr

penyu
khekhe.. tu apa lak jadi dia nanti

ubisetela said...

hahahah...

but it could be true jugak kot. Once i went for a pre-departure briefing to a UK university (yg i tak jadi pegi) and i met one english lady. Dia kata I sorang je yang dia jumpa malam tu yg bukan buat nak pegi buat law.

tedungS said...

ubi
betol ke? ler.. igt joke tu main2 je haha