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Musim manusia muncul 5 tahun sekali telah tiba. Tak kira lah apa fahaman yg diorg pegang, alih2 ja muncul kt kedai kopi, mall dan seadanya. Kenapa lepas erection tknk muncul? Kenapa dh nk masuk 5 tahun baru nk melawat kawasan? Bagaimanapun, aku dapat rasakan erection tahun ini agak matang. Tiada panggilan nama mahupun cari salah. Ehh, patutlah rasa aman. Sebab rumah aku tkde TV3. Banned for life! Hahahahiokhiokhiok *Election, bukan erection

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